EMAIL BUSHIT

Hati-hati loh kalian kalau tiba-tiba ada email masuk yang “mengatakan” bahwa kamu adalah pemenang undian, lotere, atau apalah. Sudah nggak terhitung lagi berapa jumlah e-mail semaca itu memenuhi inbox e-mailku, arrrgghhhh… Emang nggak ada pekerjaan yang lebih penting ya daripada ngirim email nggak jelas gitu, bahkan mereka (yang ngirim email nggak jelas itu) kadang-kadang ngirim tiga email sekaligus dalam waktu bersamaan, aku sampai capek ngehapusnya. Karena itu, aku lebih milih biarin aja tuh email-email nggak jelas memenuhi inbox-ku, spam-ku, huhuhuhuh… Kalau menipu orang mereka juga nggak tanggung-tanggung loh, uang yang mereka janjikan juga sampai jutaan poundsterling (karena kebanyakan dari London). Gila kan? Uang segitu bisa dibuat beli Ashton Martin Vanquish (mobil yang dipakai dalam film James Bond) sama naik haji tujuh kali, masih kembali buanyaaak banget lagi.

Dari mana juga ya mereka tahu alamat emailku? Isengnya kebangetan banget, membuat resah… Email yang mereka kirimkan juga macam-macam. Ada yang cuma beberapa kalimat, ada yang biasa-biasa aja, ada yang sampai panjaaang banget, ada yang nyuruh cukup balas email mereka/buka website mereka, ada yang nyuruh balas mail mereka disertai identitas kita. Kata Ibu’ku balas aja email, nanti lama-lama kan mereka juga ketahuan maunya (walaupun Ibu’ku tahu kalau yang mereka mau adalah uang), “Lagian email mereka kan pakai bahasa inggris, jadi walaupun mereka minta alamat kita mereka juga nggak bakalan ngecek rumah kita,” kata Ibu’ku. Emang benar sih, tapi yang aku khawatirin, gimana kalau yang ngirim-ngirim email nggak jelas itu ternyata adalah orang Indonesia hyaa!!! Nanti’ kalau rumahku tiba-tiba disatroni gimana? Aduh daripada cerita terus, nih mendingan tak kasih contoh-contoh email nggak jelas tu, nih…

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THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU JUST WON A PRIZE FROM IRISH PROMO, PLEASE CONTACT ROBERT MICHEAL FOR MORE DETAILS: dr_***@yahoo.com.hk

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You have won £1,350,000.00.
send the following: Name,Age,Sex,Country
Email: ***@btinternet.com
Mrs Garland Alexander

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For claims of £1,200,000.00 pounds won by you in our UK ELECTRONICS SEASONAL AWARD 2009. get back to this office with your
Names :…………..
Address :…………..
Country:…………..
Phone No:…………..
Occupation:…………..
Sex:…………..
Age:…………..
Send to: (richard.***@btinternet.com)
Best Regards
Mrs. Amanda Collins

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The sum of £500,000,00 GBP has been Awarded to your E-MAIL
ID,Get back to this us with your info via
(mrpaul_bell@***.com)
Names :
Address:
Conntry :

Occupation :

Age :

Mrs Rose Bill (Information Officer) Customer Services
T-Mobile
UNITED KINGDOM

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This message was sent using IMP, the Internet Messaging Program.

Agent Name: Mr. Ken Smith

Tel:+44 703 190 **** +44 703 190 ****

Email: ( mr.kensmith11@btinternet.com

This is to inform you that you have been selected for a cash prize of
#1,000,000 (British Pounds) held on the 10th of january 2009 in
London Uk.
Fill the below:
1. Name:
2. Address:
3. Country of Residence:
4. Telephone Number
NOKIA NEW YEAR PROMOTION BOARD.
UK OFFICE.Ref no:NPUK/74-Npl0109872009.

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WINNING NOTIFICATION

We wish to inform you that the results of the Nokia E-mail ID lottery
international
program by Great Britain held on the of 18th January,2009.You have been
picked as a
winner of a lump sum pay out of £500,000 Pound Sterlings Five Hundred
Thousand Pound
Sterlings) .You are to contact our claims agent for validation:
Dr. Edmund Rex
Email: (dr.edmund-rex-nokiaclaims@***.com)
Telephone: CALL NOW: +44703197****
CALL NOW: +447****63541
VERIFICATION AND FUNDS RELEASE FORM
1.FULL NAMES:
2.ADDRESS:
3.CITY
4.STATE
5.POST CODE_
6.COUNTRY
7.SEX:
8.AGE:
9.OCCUPATION:___employer____
10.TELEPHONE NUMBER:
11.REF No:_______

On behalf of the Nokia E-mail Promotion Board UK, we say a hearty
congratulation.You are strongly advised by the Nokia Promotion Board to
keep your
winning details very confidential from the general public To avoid double
claim. as this
might bring about your disqualification.YourWinning
Refno:NPUK/74-Npl0109872009.Congratulation You Are A Winner Of The Nokia
New Year E-mail
ID Lottery

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FROM THE DESK OF MR TONY MUSA
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER
BANK OF AFRICA .(B.O.A)
OUAGADOUGOU,BURKINA FASO.

TOP SECRET

Dear Friend
I am MR TONY MUSA. the bill and exchange manager at the foreign remittance department of BANK OF AFRICA,BURKINA FASO ,WEST AFRICA. I got your contact from the Internet ,while searching for an honest and trust worthy person, who will assist me to implement this transfer.l discovered the sum of Twenty Two Million and five hundred Thousand United States Dollars (USD22.5M) belonging to a deceased customer of this bank.
The fund has been lying in a suspense account without anybody coming to put claim over the money since the account owner late Mr MBOGO KOFFI from TAIWAN , who was involved in the December 23Th 2003 Benin plane crash.
Here is the air crash website on cn
http://www.***.com/2003/WORLD/africa/12/26/benin.crash/index.html
The said fund is now ready for transfer to a foreign account whose owner will be portrayed as the beneficiary and next of kin to the deceased customer of the bank. Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines and laws but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.
It is therefore upon this discovery that I decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and I don’t want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill.
The banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after five years, the money will be transferred into the bank treasury as unclaimed fund. The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner. I therefore soliciting for your assistance to come forward as the next of kin.
I have agreed that 40% of this money will be for you as the beneficiary in respect of the provision of your Account and services rendered, 55% would be for me while 5% will be for expencses incured during the cause of this transaction If the money is transferred to your Account from BANK OF AFRICA.
I and my family after this transaction will proceed immediately to your country for our own share of the money. I expect you to keep this
business strictly confidential and secret as you may wish to know that I am Bank official.
Be rest assured that this business is 100% risk free on both side and every arrangement to transfer this money to the Account you are going to provide have been concluded provided we maintain the confidentiality and secreceirity involved. Get back to me, with my privet mail address for more details(tony_***@yahoo.fr).
Trusting to hear from you immediately.
Thanks & Best Regards,
Mr Tony musa
PRIVATE EMAIL: (tony_***@yahoo.fr)

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Waspadalah!


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